Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: “Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!”

2. Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

6. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.

7. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: “I’ve got new socks on!”

8. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: “Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!”

9. Meow occasionally.

10. Holler “Chutes away!” whenever the elevator descends.

11. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers “through” it.