Women no longer need to find themselves on the wrong side of the bed. Internationally, the latest in cosmetic enhancements seems to be the G-Shot.
While the annual Durex condoms survey might have given several couples sleepless nights with its ‘laid bare’ results that Asians have the most inactive sex lives, here’s some good news for women.
Men so far have had it easy when it came to increasing their bedroom romp – pop a blue pill and their sexual prowess could shoot high enough to give Don Juan a complex.
But in these democratically libidinous times, women no longer need to find themselves on the wrong side of the bed. Internationally, the latest in cosmetic enhancements seems to be the G-Shot. Founded by cosmetic gynecologist David Matlock of Beverly Hills, the G-Shot promises women ‘the ultimate Big O’ by enlarging their G-Spot.
Now, before you all go – GEE! – understand that the G-Shot is a patent pending method augmenting the G-Spot (Grafenberg Spot) with a ‘secret formulated substance’. This substance is really a specially developed collagen that is normally used as a wrinkle filler. The radical ten minute operation is said to involve a quick jab to the woman’s G-Spot, causing it to swell, become more sensitive, thereby turning it into a double G-Spot. Lasting for a period of four months and costing approximately $1,800 (Rs 78,000), this apparent love-life booster can be repeated thereafter.
“Women can’t keep the smile off their face. Some have even claimed it’s a little too much, saying they’ve had the Big O at the gym and while going over bumps in the road in their car,” states a pleased Matlock on his website. “Our mission is to empower women with knowledge, choices, and alternatives.”
Not everyone, however, feels the same. Both gynaecologist Jennifer Sheth and sexologist Prakash Kothari haven’t even heard of it. “And I would think twice before playing around with the G-Spot,” says Kothari, “because it’s a very delicate part. Also, there’s really no need to. If a man is understanding and knows exactly how to arouse his partner, the explosion will come naturally.”
So, while we wait for the G-Shot to make its way to our shores – men, you’ll just have to get back to work!
CELEB SPEAK!
“Well, if the G-Shot delivers what it promises to, then hallelujah — that’s brilliant! Although I’m not one to personally mess with the body. As a concept, it sounds great.”
-Koel Purie, actor
“Any kind of cosmetic surgery is a lifestyle choice. And the question here for women is: Do you want a more pleasurable G-Spot? ‘Cause when it comes to men, every part of their body is a G-Spot.” -Ash Chandler, performer/actor
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