Spanish La Liga club makes porn film on donating sperm to boost fan base

Spanish La Liga’s struggling club Getafe has produced a zombie porn film in a bid to boost the fan base during the matches.

The bosses have come up with a novel plan to encourage fans to watch a club-produced erotic movie whilst at sperm donation clinics in order to populate their Coliseum Alfonso Perez.

“We are few and we have to be more. We have to move a mass of fans to seed the world with Getafe supporters,” the Daily Mail quoted the film’s creator Angel Torres as saying.

The advertisement, which has appeared on Spanish national television, tells the story of a Getafe sperm donor who is given the filthy film when he gets to the clinic.

“The solution is simple. It’s within you. We talk about donating sperm. The more donors, the better,” the narrator is heard saying.

“To make sure we get the best supporter, we have made the first Getafe porn movie,” the narrator added.

The footage at first cuts to half-naked zombies rolling around on beds who say how important it is to get Getafe back on track, and then goes back to the donor who, with a strong determination, marches down a corridor with fellow fans, into an individual cubicle, to complete his mission.

Club marketing director Jose Antonio Cuetara told radio show Pasion Franja that the controversial film has already received a “largely positive” response and that season ticket sales had soared to 9,000 since its broadcast.