30 random questions we had after watching the 'Dilwale' trailer

Bollywood fans have been on their toes ever since they heard that SRK would be teaming up with his favourite leading lady Kajol in Dilwale and the publicity wheels have been running overtime since they started shooting. 

Boasting a stellar star cast leading with Shah Rukh Khan, Kajol, Varun Dhawan, Kriti Sanon, Boman Irani, Vinod Khanna, Mukesh Tiwari, Sanjay Mishra, and Johnny Lever; director Rohit Shetty seems to have taken up James Cameron’s challenge of making sure his next film is bigger than the last one. 

After months and months of publicity, we finally got the glimpse of new trailer which frankly brought up more questions than answers. 

Here are 30 questions we had after watching:

1.       Does the stunt director know no other stunt than drifting the cars?

2.       Since when did Mafia become so suave?

3.       What exactly is the plot?

4.       Why is bearded SRK more attractive than clean-shaven SRK?

5.       Why is Kajol standing on a half-broken plane?

6.       Does the half-broken plane signify MH 370 and the other plane crashes?

7.       Is the half-broken plane a subtle metaphor which talks about the rise in intolerance?

8.       Has Rohit Shetty finally gone deep?

9.     Is Kajol extracting revenge from her husband Ajay Devgn for doing the Golmaal series?

10.   How do Kajol and SRK manage such amazing chemistry?

11.   Are Kajol and SRK walking on water?

12.   Why are they walking on water?

13.   Is Varun Dhawan's Bhai quip a hat-tip to Salman Khan?

14.   Has Rohit Shetty become Bollywood's Michael Bay?

15.   Kriti Sanon’s role in this movie can’t possibly be worse than Heropanti. Can it?

16.   Did we just get a message from SRK?

17.   Wait did everyone get a message from SRK?

18.   Why is Shah Rukh Khan (or his PR team) spamming everyone?

19.   Is this what it feels like when your partner is cheating on you?

20.   Seriously, are you bragging about Bol Bachchan?

21.   Is that promoting the Aadhar Card?

22.   Isn't that Pankaj Tripathi (Sultan) from Gangs of Wasseypur on the right?

23.   Where has Johnny Lever been for so long?

24.   Where are the abs?

25.   So is this like Josh meets Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham?

26.   Is this going to be good SRK (Chak De, Swadesh, Don) or bad SRK (Happy New Year, Chennai Express)?

27.   What’s this flashback scene all about?

28.   Does the release of this trailer mean we can dispense with PRDP dubsmashes?

29.   Are SRK and Kajol just getting more attractive with age?

30.   Isn’t this shot freaking awesome?